Men in Black 3 Reviewed via Facebook
Let’s try something new. I will be reviewing the number one movie in America without seeing it. Instead I will be judging the movie based on a random persons Facebook profile who posted that they had seen the movie. This weeks movie Men in Black 3 via Destany Barnes – Brennen.
Her post about the movie, “Ok saw 2 movies this weekend “battleship” and “men I’n black 3” loved both 🙂 hubby said battleship was awsome but didn’t care too much for mib. I thought they were great :).”
The first thing notice is she misspelled awesome and didn’t capitalize the movie titles. It’s not a big deal if you are reading this or anything I have written I misspell stuff and have grammatical errors all the time.
We only have her parents to blame for her name.
Her cover photo is clouds and her profile picture is her with a significantly less attractive friend. Does she use that picture to make herself look more attractive or are they just B.F.F.s?
She has 134 Facebook friends, so she is not one of those crazy people that needs to collect Facebook friends to feel good.
She lives in Arizona and works at someplace called Dental Health Management Solutions. She likes El Monterey frozen Mexican food and a tanning and nail spa.
Destany is married and pregnant. Her photo’s consist of outdoor activities, being at parties with friends, and a Doberman.
So based on Destany’s feelings about M.I.B. 3 and my feelings about Destany’s profile I give M.I.B. 3 one and a half out of five unicorns. Do not go see this movie if you are thinking they did anything exciting, new, or interesting with the M.I.B. universe. If you just enjoy going to see movies any movies and you enjoyed at least one out of the last two M.I.B. movies you won’t mind seeing this movie, but you forget you watched it or that it even existed in less then two weeks time. If you like to go see movies that are bad I am sure you will find more than one quote from Will Smith to crack you and your friends up. “Welcome to Erf.”
Posted on May 28, 2012, in Movie Review and tagged Aliens, creepy, Destany, Facebook, in theaters now, Josh Brolin, Men in Black 3, movie review, Movies, Privacy, review, Time Travel, Tommy lee Jones, unicorns, Will Smith. Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.