Bad Poetry Time
Been writing shitty poems. Here are a handful of limericks about me that I thought were kind of funny.
There once was a terrible loser
Who was known as kind of a boozer
Drank his shit life away
Which is very cliché,
But a beggar can’t be a chooser.
There once was a young man called Ryder
As trustworthy as a spider.
He is a failure in life,
Took a chance with a knife,
And what came out was darker than cider
There once was a young man called Sean
Whose lights just weren’t all quite on
He lacks social finesse
And has no success
And cannot be relied upon
Here is a guy out of Mass
Known for acting the ass.
Small-minded and cruel,
He looks like a fool,
Your average snake in the grass.